#34 Warning: Do Not Steal from a God

...by the way, the Sea God Lir is a Dick


A continuing account of the recuperative effects of the small halfling village of Light’s Reach and the wonderful people we met there.

So what’s a little gnome, trying to make his way in this cold, uncaring world to do when handed a golden opportunity. Wealth and riches literally laying at the bottom of the sea? Walk away? The Vole Bitters ancestors were looking up at me and nodding their approval. I could feel it.

‘Steal the coins from the pool’, they said.

‘It’s for the good of the company’, they extolled.

And Copious Vole Bitters the Third is nothing if not obedient.

How was I to know that Lir was going to be such a dick about it.

Margou 34 – The Great Escape