by Phineas Zero | May 31, 2021 | Random Thesis
Yet another zombie movie is released on Netflix. (spoiler warning) But it’s set in Vegas! But it stars Dave Bautista! But, but, but… To be fair, there is nothing bad about the film. It was really just ‘meh’. The true surprise was I made it...
by Phineas Zero | Apr 17, 2021 | Random Thesis
Ah Nostalgia…you sing to me. You temptress…you tease. I see you there, on Kickstarter. Return to Dark Tower. You know, Nostalgia, how I whiled away my youth holding the tower, watching its simplistic innards spin like a devilish top. Its images dark until it stops and...
by Phineas Zero | Apr 10, 2021 | Random Thesis
I shall be vilified. Castigated. Demeaned and disavowed but I must be true… I do not find Unstable Unicorns even remotely entertaining. The metaconcept and mechanics are banal. Ok. Maybe Stabby the Unicorn is mildly...
